"Feel This Book" by Janeane Garofalo and Ben Stiller
Brian Gongol

Reading this book was like waking up on Christmas morning to find that not only had Santa not left any presents behind, but that he'd actually gone and smashed all of the toys you already had. Stiller tries to wax poetic about being a chowderheaded doofus, and Garofalo treats footnotes as an excuse to do-over every joke she tries to present. You'll find more laughs in an issue of Consumer Reports.