Brian Gongol
New EU Consititution: 69,196 words on 263 pages (Original US Constitution: 4,608 words on four pages) (8.19.2003)
Chemical Ali Busted (8.22.2003)
USAF Colonel on Moscow Air Show: "An encouraging tone for an even stronger partnership between our two militaries" (8.29.2003)
Overtime About Money, Upward Mobility, Capability (8.24.2003)
Dick Armey Continues Fiscal Watchdoggery (8.31.2003)
British Having Retirement Fund Troubles, Too (8.20.2003)
Look, People: Water Isn't Free (8.31.2003)
GDP and Corporate Profits Take Off in 2nd Quarter (8.29.2003)
Personal Income Up (8.29.2003)
Northrop Grumman Hit With $60 Million Fine (8.26.2003)
Note to Self: Study Pharmacy (8.16.2003)
May This Mall Lower My Property Taxes (8.16.2003)
Cost of Living and the Political Climate (8.31.2003)
Sponge Produces Better Fiber Optics Than Owens-Corning (8.20.2003)
Fat Kid Wrote Nasty Virus (8.31.2003)
Outrageous Florida Plan to Tax Computer Networks Each Year (8.26.2003)
"War Games" Redux (8.29.2003)
Sue Microsoft? Aww, Why Not? (8.16.2003)
Impressive Flash Animations on Political Topics (8.16.2003)
Excellent Flash Intro (8.16.2003)
Worm Crashes Security Network at Nuke Plant (8.26.2003)
Posting Songs Online? Have $12,500 Ready (8.19.2003)
Viruses to Solve Viruses (8.19.2003)
Even With This Machine, Guys Still Won't Know How to Dress Ourselves (8.17.2003)
Let's Have a Talk About Socialized Medicine (8.24.2003)
Recipe for Success: Get Paid Huge, Don't Show Up to Work (8.25.2003)
Chicago Schools to Scare Brats into Good Behavior (8.19.2003)
Mayor Puts Her Picture on City Vehicles (8.20.2003)
Doofus Drops Engagement Ring in Starbucks Tip Jar (8.19.2003)
Giving California the Boot (8.17.2003)
Monkey Needs a Hug (8.29.2003)
The Homestar Runner Museum (8.16.2003)
BBC Overview of EU Constitution (8.19.2003)
Cool Reception for EU Constitution (8.19.2003)
69,000 Killed in Peru Between 1980 and 2000 (8.31.2003)
9/11 Transcripts Released (8.31.2003)
Should the Dysfunctional UN Make Policy for Member States? (8.16.2003)
Brazilian Tourists in UK Busted by Immigration for Not Knowing Beatles Tunes (8.22.2003)
Priests Stirring Hot-Button Debate in Wisconsin (8.26.2003)
Lights Back On (8.17.2003)
Microbe Found That Survives 250° Heat (8.17.2003)
Electric Grid Map Proves Texas Really Is a Whole Other Country (8.17.2003)
Blackout Early-Warning System Left Over From 1965 (8.20.2003)
Blackouts Mess Up London, Too (8.31.2003)
EU Going to Moon; US Hopes France Will Stay There (8.20.2003)
55 Million Camera-Enabled Phones by Christmas (8.20.2003)
Your Great29-Grandparents Were Nekkid (8.19.2003)
Why Cogeneration Makes Sense (8.22.2003)
Wolf 108 (8.17.2003)
Cache of Suicide Belts Found (8.16.2003)
Pair of Car Bombs in Bombay Kill At Least 45 (8.25.2003)
You Can't Always Assume Governments Are Safe (8.17.2003)
Terrorists Attack UN Building in Iraq (8.19.2003)
Terrorists Kill Dozens in Iraqi Bombing (8.29.2003)
Privacy Advocates Worried About Japan's National ID Cards (8.25.2003)
Making Enemies Love Each Other (8.17.2003)
Stateside Socialists Leave No Product Untaxed (8.26.2003)
Iowa Road Alerts (8.25.2003)
Buffalo: "Really -- it's not THAT bad here! We swear!" (8.24.2003)
US is 39 for 55 With Iraqi "Most Wanted" (8.26.2003)
Rumsfeld: Current Reservist Program is 'Industrial-Era', Needs Change (8.26.2003)
Saddam Boys Dead Means Tips Come In (8.16.2003)
Tommy Franks: Saddam Dead or Captured By October (8.16.2003)
US 20 Now Four Lanes from DBQ to FOD (8.25.2003)
Urban Sprawl Means Waistline Sprawl (8.29.2003)
California Democrats Now Betting on Second Horse (8.22.2003)
Governors Continue Yakking; Should Consider Taking Month Off to Not Screw Things Up (8.17.2003)
Dean: "If you work, you've earned the right to health care security." Huh? (8.24.2003)
Edwards Wants "Homeland Intelligence Agency" (8.24.2003)
Lieberman Far Less Nutty Than Other Democratic Candidates (8.19.2003)
Gephardt: Higher Taxes, Less Free Trade, Socialized Medicine (8.22.2003)
Ah, the Iowa State Fair: Giving East-Coast Elitists a Regular Opportunity to Condescend About Midwesterners (8.17.2003)
It's Not Always Pretty, But Markets Are Efficient (8.2.2003)
Let the Cubans In (8.4.2003)
DARPA Won't Take Attack Bets Anymore, But These Guys Will (8.2.2003)
Hyundai Chief Commits Suicide (8.7.2003)
Healthy GDP Growth Reported (8.3.2003)
Personal Income Up 0.3% in June (8.1.2003)
Unemployment Down to 6.2% (8.1.2003)
What's Wrong with Music-Industry Suits (8.7.2003)
Viva Amoco! (8.12.2003)
Gov't to Bad Sprint Cell Service: Can You Hear Me Now? (8.7.2003)
How Your Security Is Being Handled by the Airlines (8.3.2003)
BoycottDelta.com (8.3.2003)
No-Fly Lists (8.7.2003)
New TSA Security Checks (8.7.2003)
Motorcycle Racer After Men's Hearts (8.7.2003)
Life in Radio (8.1.2003)
Everybody to the Limit! (8.4.2003)
Think a Monkey Can Do Your Job? (8.12.2003)
Candidate Schwarzenegger's Crime Policy (8.7.2003)
Because a State in a Budget Crunch Needs a Government-Funded Survey to Find Out Iowans Like Two-Parent Families (8.4.2003)
Creepy Dude Puts Camera in Teen Neighbor's Lava Lamp (8.7.2003)
Saddam's Daughters Heed Greeley's Advice and Go West (8.4.2003)
Iraqis Buried Fighter Jets (8.7.2003)
Why Do We Call It the Red-ister? Read and Find Out (8.4.2003)
Very Hot Finnish Swimmer (8.7.2003)
Hefty Waves from Korean Typhoon (8.7.2003)
Architecture Week (8.7.2003)
Cityscapes (8.12.2003)
Score Another Victory for Technology (8.4.2003)
When You Have No Telecom System, Go Cellular (8.3.2003)
DVD Ripper for VHS Expected Next Month for $400 (8.12.2003)
Not Exactly Max Headroom (8.4.2003)
I'll Always Call It the Amoco Tower (8.12.2003)
But I Thought Cell Phones Were Bad When One is Driving (8.1.2003)
Traditional Terrorism Still Not Gone, Either (8.4.2003)
US Government Now Issuing Microsoft Security Warnings (8.1.2003)
People This Stupid Should Move to North Korea Where They Belong (8.12.2003)
What the Red Chinese Are Up To (8.1.2003)
Terrorists Calling Us the "New Crusaders" (8.4.2003)
Jakarta Attack (8.7.2003)
New Database to Cross-Reference Everything You Do (8.7.2003)
Democrats Just Don't Have an Identity (8.3.2003)
The Founding Fathers Test (8.7.2003)
No More Left-Lane Cruising in Illinois (8.7.2003)
Living in a Planned Community (8.3.2003)
1906 San Francisco Earthquake (8.1.2003)
Liebermann Now Practically a Republican (8.7.2003)
Gov. Dean Thinks Minimum Wage Helps Poor People; Earns "F" in Economics (8.7.2003)
Howard Dean Thinks We Need More Union Power, Not Less; Needs to Study Basic Labor Economics (8.7.2003)
How is Sen. Kerry's Mandatory Service Requirement Different from Conscription? (8.12.2003)
Rep. Kucinich's "Dept. of Peace" is Three Steps Beyond Kooky (8.12.2003)
Kucinich Wants to Send All Kids Ages 3 and Up to Preschool on Your Dime (8.12.2003)