Brian Gongol
Computing Effort Equal to 70,000 Computers Goes Online (9.30.2003)
Teenage (Girl) Terrorists (9.30.2003)
And Their Mascot Shall Be a Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey in Wooden Shoes (9.29.2003)
See My Local Highways (9.29.2003)
I-69 Will Throw Off the Entire Interstate Numbering System (9.29.2003)
The Real NAFTA Highway (9.29.2003)
The Face of Modern Warfare? (9.29.2003)
Irish Airline Resists New US Demands for Air Passenger Data (9.29.2003)
The Irish Understand Economics (9.29.2003)
Pope Nominates 31 New Cardinals (9.29.2003)
Radical Islamists Still Want You Dead (9.29.2003)
Cubs Win! Cubs Win! (9.28.2003)
Happy (Jewish) New Year! (9.28.2003)
She Loves You, Yah! Yah! Yah! (9.28.2003)
Saddam Goes to the 9th Circuit (9.26.2003)
Segways with Low Batteries Dump Riders; Government Orders Recall (9.26.2003)
Air University's List of "Great Warrior/Thinkers" (9.25.2003)
Funny Spoof Ads on a Hashing Runners' Website (9.25.2003)
On Women in Mathematics (9.25.2003)
Planning to Make the Chinese Fat and Lazy, Too (9.25.2003)
Big Brother is Watching You in London (9.25.2003)
DeBeers Cartel Quaking (from eDodo.org) (9.25.2003)
Old News, But Don Johnson Busted (from Fark.com) (9.25.2003)
Imagine a Retirement Age of 75 (9.25.2003)
Tourist Escapes Colombian Rebel Kidnappers (9.25.2003)
Soccer and Fascism (9.25.2003)
Epilepsy Drug Might Help Coke Addicts (9.25.2003)
Captain Caaave-Maaan! (9.25.2003)
Any "Multiculturalists" Want to Stand Up for This Culture? (9.25.2003)
The Accused Has Been Spared (9.25.2003)
Another Space Close Call (9.25.2003)
California Gubernatorial Candidates Exchange Blows (9.25.2003)
California Launching Anti-Spam Law (9.25.2003)
Do-Not-Call List a No-Go (9.25.2003)
Beware of Extremely Sneaky New Worm Masquerading as MS Update (9.24.2003)
Rutgers Developing Motors Smaller than Human Hair (9.24.2003)
Europeans Launching "Micro-Satellites" (9.24.2003)
Former Eastern Bloc Countries Might Prefer to Avoid EU (9.24.2003)
Biggest Drug Companies Create Biggest New Developments (9.24.2003)
If You're Poor, Try Not To Be Dumb (9.24.2003)
US Aviation System "In Peril" (9.24.2003)
Breaking News: Irish Spend Twice As Much As Rest of World on Alcohol (9.24.2003)
Even Barbra Streisand Is Bored By Barbra Streisand (from eDodo.org) (9.24.2003)
Suicide for MSN Chat (9.24.2003)
Pro Cartoonists' Home Page (9.24.2003)
Vatican Proposal Being Floated Could Really Irritate Folks (9.24.2003)
California Recall Back On (9.24.2003)
Parts of DC Still Don't Have Power After Hurricane (9.24.2003)
Iran Still Saber-Rattling Over Nukes (9.23.2003)
Iraqi Governing Council Shuts Down Al-Jazeera's Baghdad Bureau for Inciting Violence (9.23.2003)
Des Moines "Hippest" City in America? Uh, OK. (9.23.2003)
Fast Company Blog (9.23.2003)
Bad Luck or Bad Choices? I Lean Toward the Latter (from eDodo.org) (9.23.2003)
Brits Question Value of Net; Obviously They Don't Use eBay (9.22.2003)
Galileo Probe Ends Dedicated Service in Fireball (9.22.2003)
European Drought Puts Scuttled WWII Ships Above Water (9.22.2003)
West Point Grad May Have Been Traitorous Army Chaplain (9.22.2003)
National ID Cards Seem Like Bad Ideas Everywhere (9.22.2003)
It's Been a While Since I Gave ZeFrank a Plug (9.17.2003)
Three Heroes Save Man from Burning Tanker Truck (from Fark.com) (9.17.2003)
US News Taking Votes for Most Important Documents in American History (from eDodo.org) (9.17.2003)
US Analysis of Chinese Military Modernization (9.17.2003)
Technological Warfare Without the Troops (9.17.2003)
Water is Big Business (9.17.2003)
First Social Security, Now Pensions in Trouble (9.17.2003)
Chairman of the Board (9.17.2003)
Disorganized Vivendi Spinning Wheels Off (9.17.2003)
I'm Next (9.17.2003)
Proposed FCC Broadband Rules (9.17.2003)
Time Warner Gives Up, Will Drop "AOL" from Name (9.17.2003)
Democrats Now Fielding Baseball Team for White House (9.16.2003)
Sun to Go Head-to-Head with Microsoft (9.16.2003)
Network Solutions to Start Taking "Typo Traffic" from MSN, AOL (9.16.2003)
Israel: Maybe We'll Off Arafat, Maybe We Won't (9.16.2003)
National Hurricane Center (9.16.2003)
Isabel the "Big One" (9.16.2003)
East Coast Preps for Hurricane Isabel (9.16.2003)
Red Cross: We're Outta Disaster Cash (9.16.2003)
End of Soccer League Leaves Only One Pro Women's Sport (9.16.2003)
China Sends Troops to Defend Its Border Against North Korea (9.16.2003)
Hail My Alma Mater (9.16.2003)
US Joint Chiefs Chairman Parties on Mexican Independence Day (9.16.2003)
California Appeals Court Thinks It Knows Better Than Voters; Delays Recall Election (9.15.2003)
Swedes Toss Euro Out on Ear (9.15.2003)
WTO Talk Breakdown a Bad Sign for Free Trade (9.15.2003)
Thunderbird Pilot Crashes at Airshow; Reported OK (9.14.2003)
Video Taken of Thunderbird Crash (9.14.2003)
Better Video of Thunderbird Crash (9.14.2003)
Human Rejects Try Molotov Cocktails Against School (9.14.2003)
Hurricane Isabel Headed Straight for East Coast (9.14.2003)
American Politics Need Better Insults (9.14.2003)
Wisconsin Debate: "Clean" Coal vs. Natural Gas (9.14.2003)
Indiana Governor Dies of Stroke (9.14.2003)
Washington Post Speculates on Rumsfeld's Standing (9.14.2003)
Hope Yet for North Korea (9.14.2003)
Keep a Wary Eye on Bill Richardson (9.14.2003)
British Newspaper Doesn't Want to Give Up the Ghost, and I Don't Blame Them (9.11.2003)
US: Five Saudi Pilots Might Be Terrorists (9.11.2003)
Israel Wants To Give Arafat the Boot (9.11.2003)
Rice: Iraqi Weapons Could Be Exposed Soon (9.11.2003)
10% Jump in Natural Gas Prices for Wisconsoners (9.11.2003)
Missouri Looking for Smaller Natural-Gas Price Increase (9.11.2003)
Overall, Look for an 8% Jump in Prices (9.11.2003)
UN Says Iran Should Fess Up About Nukes (9.11.2003)
Electricity Info (9.11.2003)
US: Tape Might Be Bin Laden, But Terrorists A Problem Either Way (9.11.2003)
"Adam Smith's invisible hand actually spanked music executives" (9.10.2003)
7th-Grader Fined $2,000 for Putting "If You're Happy and You Know It" Online (9.10.2003)
But is Continuity of the Legislative Branch Productive? (9.10.2003)
Tracking and Exposing Wacky Activist Groups (9.10.2003)
Accident Covers Waterloo Highway in Chicken Kiev (9.7.2003)
Things Going Downhill for Israel Again (9.7.2003)
Apparent Iraqi Terrorist Captured (9.7.2003)
Supreme Court Justices by Day, Opera Extras at Night (9.7.2003)
Weakened Al Qaeda Targeting Iraq (9.7.2003)
Iraqi Mass Graves Uncovered (9.7.2003)
US-Favored Palestinian Prime Minister Resigns (9.7.2003)
FBI Issues Terror Alert (9.7.2003)
This Brings New Meaning to "Guns Or Butter" (9.5.2003)
Where's the Love for Concrete? (9.5.2003)
Dr. Evil Would Be So Proud (9.5.2003)
British Airways Wants Anti-Missile Defense (9.5.2003)
Bush Doctrine: Preemption Plus Democracy (9.5.2003)
Al Qaeda Planning "Synchronized Attacks Against U.S. Interests" (9.5.2003)
Exporting Our Values Every Way We Know How (9.5.2003)
Pizza Deliverer Killed in Bank Robbery (9.5.2003)
What is the Fed Talking About? (9.4.2003)
They Wouldn't Sink in the Cold War. Why Now? (9.4.2003)
Dean's Platform is Blowin' in the Wind (9.4.2003)
Search Engine Dogfight (9.4.2003)
Military-Industrial Complex "Dead" (9.4.2003)
Russia Trying Trial By Jury (9.4.2003)
So Now It's Nature and Nurture (9.4.2003)
Flashy New Ads Considered for DC Metro (9.4.2003)
Follow-Up to the East Coast Blackout (9.4.2003)
White House Tours Resume (9.4.2003)
Court Blocks New Media Ownership Rules (9.4.2003)
China's Still a Long Way from Free Markets (9.4.2003)
How They Botched the Blackout (9.4.2003)
Man Gets Car Alarm by Pager, Shoots Thief (9.4.2003)
NASA Images of California (9.2.2003)
Watch Your Mexican Slang (9.2.2003)
College Social Norming Programs Ineffective (9.2.2003)
Stupid Like a Fish or Sly Like a Fox? (9.2.2003)
Rumsfeld Swears He Can Make Interservice Rivalries Go Away (9.2.2003)
Syria Aiding Terrorists (9.2.2003)
Life Expectancy (9.2.2003)
Biodiesel (9.2.2003)
Econ Degrees Make Sense (9.2.2003)