Brian Gongol

Sorghum Producers Want to Displace Corn for Ethanol Production

Break Out the Tin Foil Hats
Lunatic fringe thinks KGB holdouts caused the Indian Ocean tsunami in December, saying it's part of a secret weapon. To quote Dr. Strangelove, "the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?"

See an Airliner Get Struck by Lightning

IRA to Permanently Disarm

Moby Loves Eminem
Only because they both dislike the President

In Microsoft's World, Apple Scarcely Exists
MSN Maps show a construction site where Apple's headquarters should be. Probably just a coincidence based on old satellite imagery. But it's still funny, since Google Maps are newer and show the building.