Brian Gongol




You'd think Americans would be prouder of their republic than to care about foreign bluebloods...and that the British would think about getting their own. The Queen's not the only major British import on the way: The Guardian is launching Guardian America, a website intended to convert the paper's massive online success with Americans into a domestic movement. Though the US ought to draw the line at importing ideas like the absolutely terrible Big Brother microphones that the British are considering along with their preposterous barking surveillance cameras. It's utter madness.

Man tries to build his own yacht by stealing it one piece at a time, just like in the Johnny Cash song

Related: Sometimes people appear dead but aren't.


Which is one of the steps lots of "surge" opponents have been asking for. Maybe George Clooney can write a movie about it.

A bewildering and arbitrary set of figures is keeping thousands of people who want to be here from coming to the US. It makes no sense to keep them out when it would be good for the economy and for America's image abroad to let them in. Related: French Presidential candidate Sarkozy correctly identifies that the 35-hour work week law is keeping people out of work.

