Brian Gongol


The US Air Force says the Federal budget is under-shooting the needed amount of money for replacement warplanes by $100 billion over the next five years.



The satellite went bad shortly after launch in 2006, so it's full of hazardous propellant that could kill a bunch of people if it landed on Earth. Blowing it to smithereens is probably the smart thing to do.

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