Brian Gongol


And as Parkersburg, Iowa, cleans up, cell-phone video of the EF-5 tornado has emerged. The complete destruction caused by the tornado still hasn't been quite enough to take away the locals' sense of humor.


Instead of guessing how "stale" a yellow light is, drivers can see precisely how much of each color (red, yellow, and green) is left. At least one reason they fell out of favor appears to be that they couldn't be adjusted to variable traffic flows (which meant that people were stuck waiting for cross-traffic that was never there), but suppose that the same signals were to be changed to LED lights that could be accelerated or decelerated as traffic flows demanded. That seems like a vastly better way of improving traffic flow and preventing red-light running than red-light cameras.

But unless it can print at lightning speed, why would anyone bother? Better to have custom news sent to the desktop in PDF format or something similar. Related: Someone at WGN needs to be fired for their creepy new logo.



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