"Toddlers don't have the skills to practice malice aforethought; they are just being themselves rather than planning to annoy you. Babies and children are their feelings; they haven't yet learned to observe their feelings, to work out what they want and then ask for it. They need help with that."
- Philippa Perry
Three ways to speed up a slow computer Not an elaborate plan for the computer expert -- just a plain-language set of instructions for people who aren't computer experts. Novices and self-proclaimed "dummies" are the ones who need the help, anyway.