Brian Gongol
Apple's CEO gets paid a nauseating amount
Did he create $378 million in value to the world last year? Put another way: Did he create more value for the company than Apple would have gotten from 3,780 people, each paid $100,000? Or: Did he do as much for Western civilization as 1,512 generals and admirals? If your answer is "Yes", then your name is probably Tim Cook. Or you're sleeping with him.
Google to Twitter: Nyah-nyah
Anyone stupid enough to rename himself "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop" is stupid enough to be taken off the streets for the good of everyone else
Sen. Al Franken knows how to ask for money
The in-efficiency expert
(Video) A Rube Goldberg page-turner
Hostess files Chapter 11
Kids having a conversation in sign language
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