Gongol.com Archives: May 2020
May 24, 2020
Posted on Chinese social media: "2020-1997=50"
That may be one of the most pithy statements of protest ever made. And it is so deeply sad that this may be true.
An NPR report says that parts of the United States are about to see the arrival of one and a half million cicadas per acre. There are 640 acres in a section, and 1.5 million times 640 equals 960 million total cicadas. (A section, by the way, is just one square mile.) That's a positively unfathomable number of insects.
How do you summon the Laundry Fairy?
Do you have to put a Tide Pod underneath your pillow?