Brian Gongol
Quotes
"Hey, man, got some herb?" - stoner at Texaco station to Gongol (Sunday night)"That was so painful, my shoulder hurts." - Driscoll after going to the bathroom (Monday night)
"So what should I get?" - Ron
"A hat, so you can cover that hair." - employee at Joe's Crab Shack
"Skank whores. That's the word for the trip." - Driscoll (at Joe's Crab Shack)
"Schreiner, are you still gonna' be single when you're 30?" - Gongol
"Probably. If not, it can be arranged." - Schreiner (at Joe's Crab Shack)
"I'm here for the chicks." - Gongol (Tuesday night)
"I think I just swallowed a pearl." - Joe (at dinner Tuesday night)
"For all I know, he coulda' asked me if I smoked weed and wore panties!" - Joe (at dinner Tuesday night, responding to a fast-talking waiter)
"I don't know what we do at night, but it rips the sheets all up!" - Schreiner (Wednesday afternoon)
"Even God gets pissed off watching you." - Driscoll (on trying to wake Gongol up)
"Driscoll, that's what you get for playing with junk bonds." - Bauer (after Driscoll's stock fell Wednesday morning)
"My bed's shaking and I'm not even doing it!" - Schreiner
"Well, you got Betty Crocker over here churning the butter." - Bauer (Wednesday night)
"My knee hurts. It popped out of place." - Leifker
"I'm keeping my boys away from your daughter." -Driscoll (to Schreiner Wednesday night)
"I thought I'd need plastic surgery to take the smile off my face." - Bauer (on the girls at Spinnaker Friday night)
"The less you study, the more sex you get. So the chances of me getting any..." - Schreiner (Saturday afternoon)
"I wanna' marry this station!" - Driscoll on 107.9 (Saturday night)
"Gongol, there are cars backing up behind you!" - Theisen
"It's a red light." - Gongol (Saturday night)
"The crooked's so toilet...er, I mean...the toilet's so crooked..." - Driscoll (Sunday morning)
"If they're gonna' run, we're gonna' pimp." - Bauer (Sunday morning)