Brian Gongol
- He's about to launch into a rendition of "Isn't It Romantic" that will peel the enamel right off your teeth.
- Kelsey Grammar as Frasier Crane
- Thank goodness there's starch in that shirt or there'd be nothing holding you up!
- Kelsey Grammar as Frasier Crane
- Her lips said "No", but her eyes said "Read my lips."
- David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane
- "I do not have a fat face!"
"Oh yes you do! I keep wondering how long you're gonna' keep storing those nuts for winter!"
- Exchange between Kelsey Grammar as Frasier Crane and David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane
- While you were over there mixing metaphors like a Cuisinart, I was writing.
- David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane