Quotes from The Simpsons
- Bart Simpson: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?"
Grandpa Simpson: "I figured 'cause the Democrats were in power again."
- Laborer: "You can't treat the working man this way! One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!"
Montgomery Burns's grandfather: "The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!"