Brian Gongol
- Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show...or lean forward and be nervous, it doesn't matter to us
- Please turn on all cell phones and electronic devices and use them as frequently as you like
- Keep your hands and feet within earshot of the radio at all times
- In case of emergency, follow the instructions of your highly trained and professional radio crew
- If oxygen masks drop from the ceiling, panic, because we don't know where they came from
- If you're seated in an emergency-exit row, please be prepared to call us at any moment
- Your seat can be in any position you want...unless you're driving, in which case, we would ask you to remain in the upright position
- Please have correct change available when your cabin crew comes through with the drink cart
- If you'd like headphones for the next (hour/two hours/three hours) of the show, please buy some for yourself
- Your in-flight entertainment represents a selection of highlights from whatever we've found most interesting this week, and the run time will be approximately (one hour/two hours/three hours)
- Put those tray tables in whatever position you like, just don't spill on your radio